Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
This will always be
I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog
He’s ready for an adventure
i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible
dude imagine if you could stop time
like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book
or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second
you’d have so much time to do whatever you want
wow, i could get even more procrastinating done!
yeah but eventually youll be more old than everyone in no time at all, so the perfect power is controlling space AND time, aka be God.
You were groomed to be the best, and most dangerous
this is the greatest blooper